Japan's 'monster' parents take center stage.Pathetic. I would love to have the parents of my students try that shite with me. I'd lay the smackdown on them so fast they wouldn't even see it coming ( Read more... )

What the hell? Was woman raped on telephone?

Yeah, I really have no words for that.

ETA: This just made me giggle: My Pee Pee Bottle. There's a video on how to use it. Sweet. Have to get me one of those.

Sheriff recommends charge in toilet case.

That's messed up. Somehow I wasn't surprised when the article said these people lived in a trailer.

First order of importance: Spiders big enough to eat chickens.

And in keeping with the spider trend: Boy had two spiders nesting in his ear.AHHHHHHH!!!! to both of those ( Read more... )

Dude, have they cancelled Drive already?

In other news, a baker is made to change the names of her tarts as they do not really include pigs or robins. My favorite part:

It's absolutely ridiculous. Are they going to start banning Christmas cake because it doesn't have Jesus in it?

( Joshua Bell plays his violin, worth $3.5 million, in a Washington DC metro station and nearly everyone ignores him. )

I got a giggle out of the picture that goes along with this Dora the Explorer toy.

This article not only has a great headline, but it has some brilliant writing to go along with it as well. ( Police seeking owner of penis. )

CNN Anchor Forgets to Turn off her mic while in the bathroom. And it's broadcast over Bush talking about something or other. Oh man, I cannot even begin to imagine how embarassed that woman must be. But it did make me willingly watch Bush talking about junk. Granted, I wasn't listening to him.

Suri Cruise's 'first poop' has been bronzed and is going on display in NY.Click the link. There's a picture ( Read more... )

Beachgoer's Testicles Freed From Chair

Mario Visnjic was returning from a nude dip in the sea at Croatia's naturist resort Valalta, when he managed to trap his testicles in the frame of the deckchair in which he sat ( Read more... )